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                       -W.J.Bethancourt III
                       -Ed Hirt          
   copyright 1982 W.J.Bethancourt III and Ed Hirt
               (Tune: "Men of Harlech")
 What the use of wearing panties         
 Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's      
 Boxer shorts and other scanties         
 Best of all is nude                     
 There's such fun in going bra-less      
 Now that it's no longer lawless         
 'Specially if your figure's flawless    
 Best of all is nude                     
 Nude is what you're born in             
 Shirts are never torn in                
 Underwear and lacy flimsies, garter belts and other whimsies
 Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in
 Ducks all do it, maidens rue it         
 Even ancient Picts in Britain blue it   
 Going naked's how to do it              
 Best of all is nude!                    
 If your garters aren't elastic          
 Tie them up in knots fantastic          
 (Panty hose is something drastic!)      
 Best of all is nude!                    
 If you're tired of wearing clotheses    
 Shed your garment 'mongst the roses     
 Never mind the old bluenoses            
 Best of all is nude!                    
 Nude is best for ducking!               
 Worst for horses bucking!               
 Moonlit nights will see such sights     
     that are very best for fooling round
                         .....and elbows!
 Nudity is grand to see                  
 A well-known antidote to virginity      
 Take your clothes off and you'll see:   
 Best of all is nude!                    

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