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The Secret History

Author
Procopius
Translated by Richard Atwater
Details
36 chapters English Public domain
About this book

Procopius, who also wrote a mainstream military history and a toadying description of the monuments which Justinian built, had to keep his most acute writing for posthumous publication. This text flays Justinian and Theodora as corrupt, immoral, and just plain evil. Even though the account sounds fantastic, it is considered genuine by modern historians (but not necessarily accurate). Of course, the Eastern Orthodox Church considers Justinian a saint, so you'll either love or hate this book.

The original title of this work was Anecdota, which means (as far as I can tell) 'things not given over, withheld.' I can say that there are a few anecdotes here which fall into the realm of the fantastic. Procopius speculates that Justinian might have been something . . . not even human, perhaps vampiric. He soberly quotes eyewitness accounts of Justinian shapeshifting into a 'shapeless mass of flesh,' and literally losing--and retrieving--his head (p. 132). It sounds just like a modern horror movie special effect. . . . In another place, the translation has Justinian killing a 'trillion' people. The text actually says "A myriad myriads of myriads" (a myriad is the highest number in Greek, 10,000). [By my reckoning, that is 105*3 = 1015 = 100,000,000,000,000, or 100 trillion.] All of this is a bit sophistical of course, what Procopius obviously means here is "a ridiculous number."

Table of contents

36 chapters

01 Start Reading 02 p. 132 03 Contents 04 Introduction 05 Foreword by the Historian 06 I. How The Great General Belisarius Was Hoodwinked By His Wife, Whose Lover Became A Monk 07 II. How Belated Jealousy Affected Belisarius's Military Judgment, to the Joy of the Enemy 08 III. Showing The Danger of Interfering With a Woman's Intrigues, Especially When the Woman Is the Friend of an Empress 09 IV. How Theodora, Revenging Her Dear Antonina, Humiliated the Conqueror of Africa And Italy 10 V. How Theodora Tricked the General's Daughter Into a Liaison With the Empress's Nephew, and Belisarius Became a Public Laughing Stock 11 VI. Ignorance of the Emperor Justin, and His Stencilled Signature, and How His Nephew Justinian Was the Virtual Ruler 12 VII. Outrages of the Blues 13 VIII. Character and Appearance of Justinian 14 IX. And How Theodora, Most Depraved of All Courtesans, Won His Love 15 X. How Justinian Created a New Law Permitting Him to Marry a Courtesan On Her Promise to Repent Her Past; and the Truth About the Apparent Quarrels of a Happy Pair 16 XI. How the Defender of the Faith Ruined His Subjects 17 XIII. Deceptive Affability and Piety of a Tyrant 18 XIV. Justice For Sale 19 XV. How An Roman Citizens Became Slaves, and a Complaining Patrician Was Ribaldly Mocked by Theodora's Eunuchs 20 XVI. What Happened to Those Who Fell Out of Favor With Theodora 21 XVII. How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots from a Life of Sin, Made Away with Her Own Natural Son, and Other Curious Incidents of Her Passion for Match Making 22 XVIII. How Justinian Killed a Trillion People 23 XIX. How He Seized All the Wealth of the Romans and Threw It Away In the Sea and On the Barbarians 24 XX. Debasing of the Quaestorship 25 XXI. The Sky Tax, the Selling of All Offices, and How Border Armies Were Forbidden to Punish Invading Barbarians
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Title

The Secret History

Author
Procopius
Translated by Richard Atwater
Details
36 chapters English Public domain
About this book

Procopius, who also wrote a mainstream military history and a toadying description of the monuments which Justinian built, had to keep his most acute writing for posthumous publication. This text flays Justinian and Theodora as corrupt, immoral, and just plain evil. Even though the account sounds fantastic, it is considered genuine by modern historians (but not necessarily accurate). Of course, the Eastern Orthodox Church considers Justinian a saint, so you'll either love or hate this book.

The original title of this work was Anecdota, which means (as far as I can tell) 'things not given over, withheld.' I can say that there are a few anecdotes here which fall into the realm of the fantastic. Procopius speculates that Justinian might have been something . . . not even human, perhaps vampiric. He soberly quotes eyewitness accounts of Justinian shapeshifting into a 'shapeless mass of flesh,' and literally losing--and retrieving--his head (p. 132). It sounds just like a modern horror movie special effect. . . . In another place, the translation has Justinian killing a 'trillion' people. The text actually says "A myriad myriads of myriads" (a myriad is the highest number in Greek, 10,000). [By my reckoning, that is 105*3 = 1015 = 100,000,000,000,000, or 100 trillion.] All of this is a bit sophistical of course, what Procopius obviously means here is "a ridiculous number."

Table of contents

36 chapters

01 Start Reading 02 p. 132 03 Contents 04 Introduction 05 Foreword by the Historian 06 I. How The Great General Belisarius Was Hoodwinked By His Wife, Whose Lover Became A Monk 07 II. How Belated Jealousy Affected Belisarius's Military Judgment, to the Joy of the Enemy 08 III. Showing The Danger of Interfering With a Woman's Intrigues, Especially When the Woman Is the Friend of an Empress 09 IV. How Theodora, Revenging Her Dear Antonina, Humiliated the Conqueror of Africa And Italy 10 V. How Theodora Tricked the General's Daughter Into a Liaison With the Empress's Nephew, and Belisarius Became a Public Laughing Stock 11 VI. Ignorance of the Emperor Justin, and His Stencilled Signature, and How His Nephew Justinian Was the Virtual Ruler 12 VII. Outrages of the Blues 13 VIII. Character and Appearance of Justinian 14 IX. And How Theodora, Most Depraved of All Courtesans, Won His Love 15 X. How Justinian Created a New Law Permitting Him to Marry a Courtesan On Her Promise to Repent Her Past; and the Truth About the Apparent Quarrels of a Happy Pair 16 XI. How the Defender of the Faith Ruined His Subjects 17 XIII. Deceptive Affability and Piety of a Tyrant 18 XIV. Justice For Sale 19 XV. How An Roman Citizens Became Slaves, and a Complaining Patrician Was Ribaldly Mocked by Theodora's Eunuchs 20 XVI. What Happened to Those Who Fell Out of Favor With Theodora 21 XVII. How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots from a Life of Sin, Made Away with Her Own Natural Son, and Other Curious Incidents of Her Passion for Match Making 22 XVIII. How Justinian Killed a Trillion People 23 XIX. How He Seized All the Wealth of the Romans and Threw It Away In the Sea and On the Barbarians 24 XX. Debasing of the Quaestorship 25 XXI. The Sky Tax, the Selling of All Offices, and How Border Armies Were Forbidden to Punish Invading Barbarians
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Title

The Secret History

Author
Procopius
Translated by Richard Atwater
Details
36 chapters English Public domain
About this book

Procopius, who also wrote a mainstream military history and a toadying description of the monuments which Justinian built, had to keep his most acute writing for posthumous publication. This text flays Justinian and Theodora as corrupt, immoral, and just plain evil. Even though the account sounds fantastic, it is considered genuine by modern historians (but not necessarily accurate). Of course, the Eastern Orthodox Church considers Justinian a saint, so you'll either love or hate this book.

The original title of this work was Anecdota, which means (as far as I can tell) 'things not given over, withheld.' I can say that there are a few anecdotes here which fall into the realm of the fantastic. Procopius speculates that Justinian might have been something . . . not even human, perhaps vampiric. He soberly quotes eyewitness accounts of Justinian shapeshifting into a 'shapeless mass of flesh,' and literally losing--and retrieving--his head (p. 132). It sounds just like a modern horror movie special effect. . . . In another place, the translation has Justinian killing a 'trillion' people. The text actually says "A myriad myriads of myriads" (a myriad is the highest number in Greek, 10,000). [By my reckoning, that is 105*3 = 1015 = 100,000,000,000,000, or 100 trillion.] All of this is a bit sophistical of course, what Procopius obviously means here is "a ridiculous number."

Table of contents

36 chapters

01 Start Reading 02 p. 132 03 Contents 04 Introduction 05 Foreword by the Historian 06 I. How The Great General Belisarius Was Hoodwinked By His Wife, Whose Lover Became A Monk 07 II. How Belated Jealousy Affected Belisarius's Military Judgment, to the Joy of the Enemy 08 III. Showing The Danger of Interfering With a Woman's Intrigues, Especially When the Woman Is the Friend of an Empress 09 IV. How Theodora, Revenging Her Dear Antonina, Humiliated the Conqueror of Africa And Italy 10 V. How Theodora Tricked the General's Daughter Into a Liaison With the Empress's Nephew, and Belisarius Became a Public Laughing Stock 11 VI. Ignorance of the Emperor Justin, and His Stencilled Signature, and How His Nephew Justinian Was the Virtual Ruler 12 VII. Outrages of the Blues 13 VIII. Character and Appearance of Justinian 14 IX. And How Theodora, Most Depraved of All Courtesans, Won His Love 15 X. How Justinian Created a New Law Permitting Him to Marry a Courtesan On Her Promise to Repent Her Past; and the Truth About the Apparent Quarrels of a Happy Pair 16 XI. How the Defender of the Faith Ruined His Subjects 17 XIII. Deceptive Affability and Piety of a Tyrant 18 XIV. Justice For Sale 19 XV. How An Roman Citizens Became Slaves, and a Complaining Patrician Was Ribaldly Mocked by Theodora's Eunuchs 20 XVI. What Happened to Those Who Fell Out of Favor With Theodora 21 XVII. How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots from a Life of Sin, Made Away with Her Own Natural Son, and Other Curious Incidents of Her Passion for Match Making 22 XVIII. How Justinian Killed a Trillion People 23 XIX. How He Seized All the Wealth of the Romans and Threw It Away In the Sea and On the Barbarians 24 XX. Debasing of the Quaestorship 25 XXI. The Sky Tax, the Selling of All Offices, and How Border Armies Were Forbidden to Punish Invading Barbarians
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